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dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun
My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.
by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003
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dumb as shit

very dumb
That boy is dumb as shit.
by Joe Bloggs October 13, 2003
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dumb as shit

dude, that child is dumb as shit
by brittany October 11, 2003
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jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 May 8, 2011
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.
Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.
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Bomb as Shit

those taquitos were bomb as shit
by Colin & Samantha March 8, 2008
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Loud as shit

Louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome pooping in unison in a public restroom!!!
After drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as shit!!
by Puddle1970 July 6, 2017
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