Ann

Ann is a really fat human being. Loves to gorge herself with festive smoothies and lots of candies. Unbelievable sexy and will make your heart throb no matter the size of her big lumbering belly. Ann is a simpathetic and caring individual, and if you can look past her whale-like appearance, she's really a great human being to get to know.

Boy 1: Wow that girl Ann is ginormous!
Boy 2: Yeah I know but shes kinda hot if you look past the obvious dad bod appearance.
Boy 1: Yeah I can kinda see that. Shes smokin!
Boy 2: Yeah fr I wanna make out with her.

*Boy 2 approaches Ann*
Boy 2: Hi Ann I thought you were hella hot wanna kiss?
Ann: Hey youre ki nda fine whats your name?
Boy 2: Oh do nt worry we went to high school together you should remember me...
Ann: Sorry I dont who are you.
Boy 2: My name is Henil..
*Ann and Henil share sensual kiss

by Annlover29 December 29, 2024

Ann

Ann’s are wonderful ppl, they love nature, they are funny, and smart, Ann’s are usually musically gifted. Ann doesn’t like to break the rules and never gets in trouble. She appears confident but really inside she’s just as nervous as the rest of us, however she’s not afraid to speak her mind (usually). Ann’s will laugh at every joke, and people are usually surprised when they hear Ann has insecurities. Ann’s are quite smart, and usually are short with brown hair and green eyes.

Person 1: “Do you hear that beautiful guitar? I wonder who’s playing?”
Person 2: “That, that’s an Ann”

by I’mjustagirl March 6, 2026

Ann

Likes asian guys, Plays Roblox or Minecraft, Likes to draw, Has so many gay friends

Person1: Hey Ann wanna play Minecraft?
Ann: Sure why not!

by I_like_plants67 September 28, 2025

ann patterson

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

Ann's holes

That nasty type of holes you gotta give a goood smellin too

Clayton saw Ann last night after some drinks he smelled Ann's holes

by Ct jomes November 18, 2017

Ann-Kathrin

Basically the most beautiful and most wonderful you'll ever get to meet in your entire life.
The epitome of perfection.
The girl who you'd gladly devote your entire life to serving just so you'd get to see her.

Ann-Kathrin came to my school this year and I instantly fell in love

by soakedstar September 8, 2013

ann-kristin

Ann-Kristin is a person you can trust, the best friend you can find, and still smart and funny. She's got overwhelming hair and a pretty face.

Ann-Kristin is the friend everyone is dreaming of, and she is mine!

by kaley123 January 8, 2017