find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

Alp

Turkish Name.

Meaning: The Man with the Penis as long as 5 Meter Sucuk

Oh. Look how long Alp's Sucuk is. His name fits perfectly, like LongDongSucuk.

by LongDongSucuk December 15, 2016

dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on

"You ever get down and dirty doing the dirty alpes on vacation?"

by magickmarkers8 November 1, 2018

Alps

The combination of ow and oops
Alps

Alps! I dropped my keys

by The greetest alp May 11, 2019

Alps

Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.

I will kick your alps!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person

Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp

by Alplexle December 28, 2017

ALP

Abbreviation for: Age, Location, (Sexual) Positions

Messenger: Hey, ALP?

by J.BoiBlu April 9, 2020