find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

Alp

A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.

His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.

by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021

ALP

Aunt Laurie's literally shit

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person

Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp

by Alplexle December 28, 2017

Alp

alp is a dicksucking bitch!!!! he always grinding his dick whenever he see a female near by.

boy : here comes alp!

girl : ew not that botoxxed lipped bitch

by fridayturnsmeon September 15, 2022

Alp

Pulling an Alp is a phrase used to describe the act of breaking up with someone by telling them you’re not sexually attracted to them.

You broke up by saying you’re not sexually attracted to them? Dude you pulled a classic Alp.

by Banawa December 9, 2020

Alp

A person that is annoying but is going to get memory loss

Hey alp where is the ball at?
“Alp” idk

by XXXPOoPLOveR June 11, 2020