Aloha Mora

The Unlocking Charm (Alohomora) is a charm that opens mechanical locks.

Person 1: I can't open this door. It's locked.
Person 2: Aloha mora *waves wand*
*door unlocks*

by seriousleeblack May 25, 2011

aloha broha

to say hello to a bro or hommie. aloha broha is saying this in spanish-hawian.

aloha broha! top to the mornin to ye!

by Franco_is_awesome February 12, 2009

aloha friday

Usually initiated on Thursday, or even Wednesday of any given week, you prepare your excuse to call off work for Friday, thus "Aloha, Friday!"

On your way out of work Thursday night, you might sing "Aloha Friday, no work til Monday".

by Faritale February 14, 2008

aloha homos

A term used to greet fruity people in a more fruity way.

"ALOHA HOMOS! What are you up to"

by Kaiboi259 June 18, 2021

Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.

Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.

by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020

aloha female

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Female', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent woman, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Female is at peace holistically with her universe.

She is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha female' and 'beta female' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to herself.

She has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.

She radiates light and confidence while holding onto her aloha female status

by Shoshone wave July 23, 2023

Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

by Greenandred June 25, 2009