ill nigga alert

A state of panic and awe as 2 chainz approaches a scene.

Nigga 1: aye ma nigga look it's 2 chainz!

Nigga 2: Ill nigga alert, ill nigga alert..
Nigga 1: his roof gone!

nigga swag ill sick sickass money bitches

by EMPonlineMW3 January 9, 2014

Amber Alert

When your girlfriend takes a dump in your bed (like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp).

She really took a shit in your bed? Dude, Amber Alert.

by Retired Farmer July 13, 2020

spoiler alert

Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.)

**Spoiler Alert!**

The girl in million dollar baby dies.

by INDIExCORE October 28, 2005

High Alert

When your parent or guardian suspects, or is currently on the lookout for any signs of marijuana use. This usually happens after getting caught by your parents.

Brian: "Can we chill at your house tonight?"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"

by phanatic1024 March 1, 2010

Stalker Alert

The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.

Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).

by Reet Awwsum July 27, 2013

Upset Alert

When an underdog team is on the verge of taking down the more popular team in any sport.

College football is full of upset alerts!

by Ale7x December 5, 2011

boner alert

Massive erection forming.

Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.

by littlemissperky February 20, 2008