alba fap

A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.

fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup

by Fapper McFapage October 25, 2007

Alba-Iulia

Alba- Iulia is a city in Romania which is located in Europe.

" I just visited Alba-Iulia on my vacation last year!"

by RAINBOW POOPER April 28, 2015

Jessica Alba

Perfect Perfection.

No example can be given for perfection, except Jessica Alba

by the other some guy July 20, 2011

jessica alba

The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.

"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."

by U-shin September 15, 2005

Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

by Snake January 28, 2006

jessica alba

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

by JPaCh January 20, 2006

jessica alba

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.

Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba

by Allan S December 28, 2005