Afghani pullout

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

by Kriss Long September 9, 2021

Afghani Pullout

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.

She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout

by outlaww September 13, 2021

Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.

by Eurloch August 17, 2021

Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Afghani flashmob

Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside

The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce

by Potatowater March 29, 2022

Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.

Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.

by BetterBandy September 29, 2025