ADD, or American Distraction Disorder, or syndrome, is when particular Americans get distracted easily. It is quite contagious, and dogs called Maxwell Not-so-smart are prone. These types of dogs are usually either terriers, spaniels or poodles. They usually have another dog companion, normally not the same breed, thugh usually the companion is a spaniel or a beagle. ADD is found in Australia, although it is an American disorder. The thing is, only Americans can have it, so if you're an Australian in America, you cannot catch it, though if you are an American in Australia, you can get it. This has resulted in more and more Americans getting Australian citizenships, because the moment they become Australian, the disease goes away, even if they move back to America (still as an Australian citizen, though). The American to Australian event has resulted in the test to become Australian even harder, and less are excepted, even if it means they would be distracted forever.
Catherine: 'Y'know, ADD can be infect an American even if they are in Australia, though that doesn't matter because you got your citizenship last month- Phew!'
Lily: 'Umm, Cat, about that . . .
Catherine: 'What is it? Lily?? Wait, where has she gone? Oh, she must have been distracted.' *sigh*
Lily: 'Umm, Cat, about that . . .
Catherine: 'What is it? Lily?? Wait, where has she gone? Oh, she must have been distracted.' *sigh*
by Germah Horltott April 17, 2011
Anal Distraction Disorder,
New internationally agreed upon psychological term for the condition, (formally classified as TAPS), whereby the sufferer is prevented from concentrating on anything for any length of time due to an obsessive compulsion to scratch his arse. In schoolchildren this disorder results in their being unable to absorb any information at school, giving the (sometimes false) impression that they are too fucking thick to educate.
Thankfully the symptoms are now treatable by a variety of methods, including strong phsycoactive drugs (causing the sufferer to sit in silent terror of his own halucinations, but from the outside he appears to be concentrating hard on his lessons). Another more progressive treatment is omega 3 fish oil, which one presumably rubs on his arse to relive the itching.
New internationally agreed upon psychological term for the condition, (formally classified as TAPS), whereby the sufferer is prevented from concentrating on anything for any length of time due to an obsessive compulsion to scratch his arse. In schoolchildren this disorder results in their being unable to absorb any information at school, giving the (sometimes false) impression that they are too fucking thick to educate.
Thankfully the symptoms are now treatable by a variety of methods, including strong phsycoactive drugs (causing the sufferer to sit in silent terror of his own halucinations, but from the outside he appears to be concentrating hard on his lessons). Another more progressive treatment is omega 3 fish oil, which one presumably rubs on his arse to relive the itching.
Terrence Fucktard was pleased when his diagnosis was changed from TAPS to ADD, as he could now sell his prescription as 'trips' to his classmates
by Effluent Mills August 28, 2008
While the term ADD, or attention-deficit disorder, has become increasingly popular among laypersons,
ADHD, or attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, is the only clinically diagnosed term for disorders characterized by inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity used in the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorder, Fourth Edition.
There are actually three different types of ADHD, each with different symptoms: predominantly inattentive, predominantly hyperactive/impulsive, and combined.
ADHD, or attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, is the only clinically diagnosed term for disorders characterized by inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity used in the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorder, Fourth Edition.
There are actually three different types of ADHD, each with different symptoms: predominantly inattentive, predominantly hyperactive/impulsive, and combined.
by Lorn A. W. August 15, 2004
A MMORPG word used to tell other players that a player has picked up a few bad guys and they are following him/her to their location. It is a way of telling others that your bringing in the nasties. You are coming in hot.
by The Green Griffon June 13, 2009