ADD 

A really annoying disease (otherwise known as attention deficit disorder) that causes retards to not get in trouble. When they "get in trouble" all that happens is they get a slap on the wrist. People with ADD are very annoying and hyper. It seems that they need attention so they try and be funny but they fail... Yet immature people laugh at their jokes. When they actually create a joke that is "funny", they overuse it. for 5 years. They also steal jokes from people which can be quite annoying.

Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".

ADD: PENIS!! WILLY WHACKER!! AWW SHIZZY!!

Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*

Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.

ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!

Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.

ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!

Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!

Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!

ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*

ADD by MSooRi April 20, 2009

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Attention Deficit Dater:

noun: a condition in which someone has a very short attention span and bores easily when it comes to dating, and moves on to the next person after only a few dates. They repeat this pattern, quickly moving on to dating someone else, and yet again, becoming bored.

Guy: "I'm not sure what happened to Sandra. We went out for three dates, and everything was great, and I haven't heard from her. I saw her last night with Jim."

Girl:"Don't sweat it. The girl's got ADD."

ADD by Nautigirl May 19, 2007

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Antifunctional ( one word) Dick Disorder

Dude, when u start to lose, don't go for the nuts. He has ADD.

ADD by L. Blox June 30, 2007

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Attention Deficit Disorder, most frequently diagnosed in kids. It's something that can easily be "self diagnosed" in a pseudo science way, but it is something that everyone on the internet seems to have an opinion on, whether they are a doctor or not.

Asshole 1:"ADD is just a sorry excuse for people to be lazy! Believe me, I know!"

Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"

ADD by mrbigmclargehuge September 12, 2011

add 

add refers to attention deficite disorder.

nathaniel has add like a motha fucka. he just threw that fuckin milk at me and then yelled at me. he must be bipolar to.

add by c-trouble January 27, 2007

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A made up disease for your Fucked Up kids!!!!!

normal kid:"hey, i dont want to do any school work, I think I have ADD!!!"

add by R0m4n February 15, 2008

ADD 

Another syndrome of the month that lets parents shirk the responsibility of nurturing children who disrupt school classes and attack other pupils and teachers alike with impunity. If a kid is suffering from ADD then surely the best place for him/her is at a special school or, better still, receiving home tuition from his/her model parents.

Chief Constable: We've found the bastard who burnt down your school.
Headmaster: Let him go. He's ADD and there's not a thing you or I can do about it.
Chief Constable: Enough said. Give the kid his matches back.

ADD by Lolo Bolo February 25, 2008