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Get the Fuckton of Condoms mug.An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.
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Get the metric fuckton mug.A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...
"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."
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More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
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