snape

The guy with the voice that sounds like he is gargling marbles while making out with a porpoise inside of a bucket.

Man, that Snape guy has a terrible voice, what a fucking annoying way of communicating.

by gsten August 16, 2010

snape

The space between the balls and the butthole, also known as the gooch, grundle, bonch, chode, or taint

Damn, my snape is itching like a bitch!

by Heather626 May 23, 2007

Snape

Verb: to tell a very repulsive story very loud so that random strangers can overhear. Works best at college campuses.

"Yo dude, watch this snape on these girls..."

"Lat night Jill was givin me head and I pulled out and blasted her in the face"

group of girls walking by: *eyes get wide and show signs of disgust* "What's your problem!?"

by IMSODAMNAWESOME February 24, 2010

Snaping

Similar to the phenomenon known as vaping (created by Chinese pharmacist Hon Lik), this is a movement where Hogwarts enthusiasts are addicted to concocting assorted potions in honor of the late Professor Severus Snape.

Adam: Hey, did you see that new potion store that opened up just around the corner? It's right across the street from the Lebanese bakery.
Anita: Yeah, it's great! Now we can keep Snaping all day long while eating knafeh.

by pseudohumorcerebri August 26, 2016

Snape

The back-stabbing S.O.B who killed Albus Dumbledore in the 6th Harry Potter Book. Death Eater and servant to Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named . Many people believe he is "sexy" which is very confusing. How can a man who kills another man, because the phsychotic, controlling freak, also known as Voldemort told him to, be sexy? He is a Professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The man who gave him the job, and trusted him enough to let him teach young wizards and witches, including Harry, whom Voldemort,Snape's "master", intends to kill due to a Prophecy, is none other than Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster at Hogwarts. His sisters are Bellatrix and Narcissa, Narcissa the wife of Lucius Malfoy, and the mother of Draco Malfoy, Harry's worst enemy. In short, Snape is a bitch.

Professor Snape has greasy hair.

by Liz C. December 18, 2006

Snape kill

Killing someone to deceive your dark Overlord into believing that you are their right hand man.

"Wow! I can't believe he Snape killed his best friend, just to deceive the king. He's a true spy!"

by POPY248 January 24, 2016

Snape Kill

Killing someone to trick your dark overlord into believing you're their ultimate agent.

I had to kill my best friend to prove to my dark overlord that I am loyal to him, little did he know it was a snape kill.

by Chiliblue January 23, 2016