by Alina_Anna November 6, 2007
Somebody that hasn't come for a while so nothing can calm him down, except dropping a load or getting a blow job. So he's so desperate and crazy he'll do crazy stuff like rock climbing without ropes, is constantly scratching his big balls, doesn't stop talking about anal sex and not being gay, and thinks he's on top of the world (with his hairy balls, obviously).
by chicadelanoche March 9, 2011
Slang ; suck my eggs is the literal translation. On the street its "suck my balls"...basically a way to tell someone to fuck off
by Shreegs February 11, 2014
“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
by Radio Manbird October 17, 2012
Sometimes pronounced Dia dela huevos. An annual holiday celebrated in Mexico and Texas. Festivities include decorating cacti with stars, and playing party themed video games. The goal of the holiday is to give someone the celebration of their lifetime. When someone steps in a red dot, you crack eggs in celebration.
by JBOPatrick November 4, 2010
by Rocko46 October 21, 2007