huevos splash

Aftershave for your testicles after you shave them. coined by Pablo Francisco.

Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"

by SubzeroNinja January 27, 2006

mis huevos

literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my Ass" is used in english.

mike:"Tengo mil dolares"
Ike: "Mis huevos"

by martin2006 January 10, 2009

estos huevos

Mexican version of deez nuts

How bout you suck on estos huevos

by Pacific skyra April 2, 2017

Huevo head

A huevo head in Mexico doesn’t mean anything, it just means your a fucking idiot

Bob:Hey I just finished microwaving my salad

Joe: you what?

Bob: microwaved my salad?

Joe: you fucking huevo head

by Huevo head February 25, 2021

Calienta Huevos

1.
South American Colombian Spanish word for 'cockteaser',
Calientapolla is a Mexican or from Spain.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Straight Spanish Translation means... A female chicken that seats all day to heat eggs, but does no more.
Female Sexual Teaser,

As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

by Just a friend... February 7, 2013

huevos splash

An aftershave for the man who shaves his pubic area.

"Being a male dancer sure is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos. That's why I use huevos splash."

by Sandman17897 January 24, 2012

Adios Huevos

When you either intentionally or accidentally insert your ballz into your anus.

Paul was really stressed out from work, so when he got home, his wife made him adios huevos.

by Ballsinmybutt July 7, 2018