by FreencheeFrench May 25, 2009
by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011
An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.
by Voideater October 05, 2011
by sean. November 09, 2007
A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...
"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."
by Tokensei December 16, 2022
Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.
Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
by FreeGame July 04, 2021