Share A Drink

Two people blowing the same guy at the same time.

My best friend and I where dying to give some head but there was only one guy at the party so we decided the only fair thing to do was share a drink and both blow him at the same time.

by Cooches Inc. June 28, 2020

I'd like to buy you a drink

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

by Supergirl October 27, 2004

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019

At least buy me a drink first.

Oftenly used when one person implies something sexual or something that sounds sexual. Could also be used when someone touches an intimate body part like the ass or tits, this could be an accident or on purpose.

Diego: *Trips and accidentally touches ass*
Julia: Wow, at least buy me a drink first.

by Dakiji February 18, 2019

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Sasha me a drink

When driving, you ask your wife to Sasha you a drink, she gets one from the cooler, opens it and hand's it to you. All you need to do is enjoy. you return it to your wife and she recaps it, till you want it again

Hey Babe, Sasha me a drink.

by this freaken guy June 21, 2012

Get a drink of water

Originating in Leflore County in Eastern Oklahoma. A phrase used to instruct someone that is just standing around watching "you" do work, or describing a useless person who watches while you work clearing knowing they should be helping.

Ty: Don't worry about rolling up these leads hand, just sit down and "get a drink of water".

Hey Ty, you need a help loading that pipe? Nah I got Hogan, just sit down and "get a drink of water"

by soured out July 21, 2017