Cannoli Creamer

Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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Foreskin Cannoli

When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
by Skeet The Hooded Warrior January 1, 2014
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Flesh Cannoli

Flesh Cannoli is another term for a flaccid un-cut penis hailing from italy with dry itchy flakes.
"HEY MA! WHERE THE FUCK YOU HIDE ALL MA FLESH CANNOLI'S!?"
by Chinese M. Billington February 17, 2009
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guacamole cannoli

a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.
-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."
by beepbeepbadeep April 13, 2009
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cannoli rope

1. noun. Fine Italian twine used to secure boxes at fine boutique bakeries. Superior to baker twine and twice the thickness of pastry yarn. Street slang for higher gage butcher's string.

2. verb. action of using cannoli filling in a sexual manner to "capture" an victim by catering to their sweet tooth. Classic move by pastry perverts.
I cannoli roped Rachel last night. She sucked out the cream and gave me a dessert.
by Gleaven May 6, 2015
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tuna cannoli

when your eating a girls pussy and she has a damn cheesy yeast infection
I was eating this bitch's pussy and she had a really bad tuna cannoli.. it was like she dump a pack of cream cheese in her pussy.
by Christina James October 28, 2006
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hot cannoli

a hot cannoli occurs naturally during the utilization of the good old' "pull out" method. he places his weiner right between the labia majora and proceeds to SHOOT his splooge onto the woman's stomach before it ricochets back onto the top of his dick, thus creating a hot cannoli.
after I got done fucking Ethel, my jizz shot out so strong that I gave myself a hot cannoli!
by calryssa January 1, 2018
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