by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025
Get the fucking up a mean burger mug.Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011
Get the Burger and a BJ mug.A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.
This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
“You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.
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