The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

by djhellalow February 17, 2015

Bakering

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

Baker

To have someone completely blow you off for a meeting or event after you talked to them earlier in the day to confirm.

Dude! I guess he ain't gonna make it, he Bakered me. I talked to him this morning and he said he was coming to the birthday party and he hasn't called.

by Silicon Sleuth January 15, 2008

Baker

A wonderful, nice, and good looking kid. He pulls all the girls and is really smart and athletic. He usually finds the most special girls somehow. He doesn’t deserve them but he gets them. He’s hot and he’s the best cristian and friend you could ever have.

That kid Baker, is SOOO hot!!😳

by Kewlkid555 April 16, 2019

bakering

To kill your self

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!

by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018

baker

1.he who bakes.
2.an insult
3.whatever you want it to mean

1. jim is a baker. he works at the bakery
2. dude your a fuckin baker
3. your mom has a baker in her pants

by craz3j0e October 23, 2007

Baker

A short person with homosexual tendencies. Is commonly mistaken for an oompa loompa.

That guy looks to be a baker. He is actually shorter than his shorts.

by me123454321 January 13, 2009