30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

30 second lunch

A quick blowjob

You: "Did your girlfriend want any food?"

Me :"Nah man, she just had a 30 second lunch"

by Scooperz September 21, 2017

30 second bunnies

a series of films reneacted by bunnies in 30 seconds

30 second bunnies flims include superman,alien,jaws,office space,caddyshack,pulp fiction,and others!

by drizzle be de September 15, 2006

30 Second Rule

In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.

How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?

by Frohman23 September 6, 2010

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are

"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.

by dan March 16, 2008

30 second rule of porn

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

by ih82luz February 22, 2011