30 second rule of porn

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

by ih82luz February 22, 2011

HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

by cockjacker March 1, 2023

National 30 Seconds Hug Week

National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts on 11 of octomber (friday) and it ends after exactly seven days . In this week , if you hug someone it must be a 30 seconds hug (or even more) .

Tommorow the National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts.

by udoficial October 10, 2019

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.

Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.

by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017