Jebus

An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".

"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

Jebus

Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.

* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?

by james_002 April 7, 2009

Jebus

Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!

by Sky March 5, 2004

-jebus-

A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.

Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!

by DEADSiM2 May 1, 2005

Jebus

A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Sweet Jebus

by Lmomyrpt November 29, 2015

jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

by thx7913 December 24, 2003

Jebus

The guy on the Zig-Zag pack

Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack

by Huge_One June 29, 2008