/x/

The paranormal board of 4chan, alternatively spelled /x. moderately popular, Usually filled with people who think they're vampires, some religious shitstorms, stale creepypasta, constant raids by 4 or 5 /b/tards who think It's awesome that they can spam on such a fast moving board(/sarcasm), and weeabo faggots who really believe a katana and their SUPER SAMURAI SKILLZ will keep hordes of zombies at bay for more than 10 seconds before they die of exhaustion, and more importantly, being ingested by said zombies. But never any mods AMIRITE?!?!

There are meme's made popular here, like WHO WAS PHONE or ZALGO or Lovecraftian works such as CTHULHU or bri/x/ shitting pictures or smile.jpg, and you should always check the image type before clicking, as it is a good habit to beware of opening a gif. Many refer to the board as /x-paranoia, for good reason. It should also be noted that z-day is any true /x/philes wet dream come true.

But occasionally there are some decent, interesting threads about reality/the universe/aliens/conspiracy/cryptozoology/metaphysics/zombies/(super)natural mysteries and/or fresh creepypasta will spring up to make you shit bri/x/. And it's ok when that happens, because you weren't planning on getting any sleep tonight anyway, right?

I just read a wikipedia article referenced by /x about russian hikers who died mysteriously and I have to ask...
Who the fuck was phone?!?!

/x/philes are more than certain that we are not alone on this planet, and there is most likely SOMETHING hiding in the ocean that would make any normal person move to the mountains.

by Uber Dudditz April 07, 2009

X

The co-host of BFB

Four: X, what's wrong? You look depressed
X: Idk, it's just I dont know what I AM, what my value is

by LowenCraft June 20, 2020

;x

A combination of ;) and :x, but used mainly by people who are too lazy to hit the shift key. The lips are sealed, and it's winking conspicously, as saying that it will not speak.

<girl 1> seriously, tell me who you have a crush on!!
<girl 2> never! ;x

OR:

<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

/x/

4chan's paranormal board.
Ultimate source for the unexplainable

Anonymous: Hey /x/philers, check this out. You'll shit bri/x/

by Jay S April 02, 2007

X

1) The twenty-fourth (24th) and antepenultimate letter of the English alphabet.

X can also mean but is not limited to the following:

2) The Roman numeral for Ten (10)

3) A variable, often seen in mathematics disciplines

4) A slang term for the drug MDMA also known as ecstasy.

5) A "kiss" when used at the end of a letter or other correspondence.

1. "...w X y and z...now you know you abcs!"

2. "To Romans, XXX = 30. To Americans XXX is usually accompanied by LIVE NUDES!"

3. "When the teacher tells me to solve for x I tell her to suck a d"

4. "When I'm rolling on x I always want to rub all over everything like a cat"

5. ...the end. xxxx OR sincerely, name xoxoxo

by HedonismMan June 01, 2011

(x)///(x)

Along with other online faces such as (o_o, >_>, T_T), this one follows as if you're blushing.

(XXX1): "I love you..>///<"
(XXX2): "I love you too.. >/////<"

(Note: The (x) in (x)///(x) (title) is a variable. )

by WordDefined August 15, 2007

The X's

One of the worst shows ever on Nickelodeon. That show got canceled in just a year.

I watched The X's on Nickelodeon, and it sucked. I'm gonna stick with Spongebob Squarepants thank you very much.

by TheX'sSuckBalls August 19, 2010