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Technoblade

The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans
Technoblade Never DiesExample Of A Fact Not An Opinion
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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Technoblade

A giant pig who kills orphans
John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber
by i kill orphans March 11, 2021
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Technoblade

A legend

Rest on peace,Alex
Did you hear about the man who own all the potatoes?

Yeah it Technoblade,right?
by FineOrange July 2, 2022
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Technoblade

Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.
"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021
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technoblade

Gettin' bored of Walls 2
I should find a new minigame
October 2013
Saw the game and I thought
Oh my god, the fuck is this?
So many OP kits
But I guess I'll play a game
Horse tamers every game
Dominating Winter all day long
Everybody's kit's the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here than to TheHive
Teams and hackers everywhere
But nobody plays Blitz to be fair
So I'll keep on playing
And get horse tamer six
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level five stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map
But I know it's all in vain
Tryna earn some coins
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level sevens
No high level kits I've gained
Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch
But that's just the game
Let's make it a whole new game
While I try and rise to fame
I'll make for myself, a name
When I'm through, this game will never be the same
So I released my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my five-bar
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again
I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite...
That's just the game
That's just the game
That's just the game
orphan: hehe I'm living
person: i'm going to go technoblade on this orphan
by whatisahandle? February 2, 2021
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Technoblade

A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...
"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry
by vinc3 July 2, 2022
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