Hannah Montana 

One of the lame overrated tv shows on Disney Channel.It's actually a bad tv show for 5 year old girls.Hannah Montana have a very bad plot.Miley Cyrus a very bad actress can't sing worth crap.The show as a whole is very crappy.The humor is very cheesy,they can't act,all of the actorsshould be going to Special Ed school.

older brother:Hannah Montana is funny.
me:It's overrated because the jokes are cheesy,singing absolutely sucks.

Hannah Montana by Crazy Irvin February 2, 2008

hannah montana 

well, most girls my age think that i would like her, (considering i'm 12) but i don't. but hey, if you want to listen to some girl caterwaul, look like a horse, and sing 'vote for sex' backwards, be my guest. shoot, i'm not even sure she's a 'she'.

and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.

hannah montana is the worst thing since the war.

hannah montana by mya mastodon April 3, 2008

hannah montana 

A terrible show on Disney Channel featuring some ugly "nobody" girl who sings horribly and talks with a spitty tennessee accent. WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.

I.E

I watched hannah montana once and was traumatized after hearing her songs.

hannah montana by Depriisha August 20, 2006

Hannah Montana 

As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.

Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.

Hannah Montana by K_rachel_O November 25, 2007

Hannah Montana 

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.

1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.

Hannah Montana by baseballbats2021 March 10, 2009

Hannah Montana 

Slang word for cocaine

*Hey bruh do you got some of that good Hannah Montana?
*Yah fam the best

Hannah Montana by Ralphsters March 16, 2015

Hannah Montana 

A horrible Disney Channel show.

From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):

Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.

So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.

Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.

Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".

Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.

Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:

"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"

"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"

Hannah Montana by Chocolate OVERLOAD September 7, 2008