face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

by b9 September 30, 2005

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smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

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Smashed the carry button

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020

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a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

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