My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.

"Yall niggas be Second hand smooching

by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019

hand model

A person who intentionally takes a selfie of their hand in another persons selfie so that their presence will be known to another person who might be lurking

Ivan the hand model appeared in his new girlfriends instagram selfie earlier today

by niallernomi October 20, 2015

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.

did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"

by BSpatrole November 8, 2013

Fat Hands

A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.

Fat Hands is going to fuck this shit up.

by SapBoy May 19, 2018

National hold hands day

On March 9th you try hold hands with as many people as possible

“Let’s hold hands”
“Why”
“It’s National hold hands day”
“Bet”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021