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St. Pirates' Day

1. Occurs annually on April 6.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.
On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.
by Michael Huffstetler April 6, 2005
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mid-day wipe

A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
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day damn one

this is commonly confused with the phrase 'they damn won'; actually means day one.
uncle phil: day damn one vivian, day damn one
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Tim Buckley Day

Tim Buckley Day is an event widely observed by the webcomic community commemorating the artist Tim Buckley and his comic Ctrl+Alt+Del. On this day, traditionally April 1st, webcomics pay homage to the wellknown comic by playfully lampooning Buckley's distinctive style, often recreating his controversial "miscarriage strip" to humorous effect.
Non-artists may recognize the holiday by using the CAD-popularized emoticon, B^U in online conversation.

Notable participants include Scott Ramsoomair of the comic VG Cats and Joel Watson of HijiNKS Ensue.
Jane: Hey, happy Tim Buckley Day!
Dale: B^U to you too!
by Christian B. Rad April 1, 2009
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Daddy Day Camp

Lloyd: Whatcha Watching?
Pete: Daddy Day Camp
Lloyd: You Mean Daddy Day Care?
Pete: No Daddy Day Camp It Stars Cuba Gooding Jr.
Lloyd: Oh That The Rip-off Of Daddy Day Care.
by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008
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Day Old Cake

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"
"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...
by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009
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second day syndrome

The degrading probability that you'll return a workout regimen after taking a day off.
The day after break from working out, the memory of going to the gym and not going to the gym are both fresh in your mind. Not going to the gym is a slightly fresher memory so I’ll say that getting a workout in has about a 40/60 chance of happening: second day syndrome. On the next day the probability drops to 30/70. Add that to the guilt of not having gone now for 3 days and you have a recipe for disaster.
by mrxinu February 11, 2009
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