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dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature
Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.
by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016
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jonathans dick

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.
by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017
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dick syrup

Jim:"i got dick syrup all over my hand now"
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stomping on dicks

the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.

stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again

motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?

motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.

motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.

motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
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Dick-tac

A phallus so small, it can literally be compared to a tic-tac.
person 1: I heard that guy has a really small cock.
person 2: Yeah, he's got a dick-tac.
by ImOnlyUsingThisOnce December 29, 2013
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Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!
Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.
by thekingtiger February 21, 2021
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dick groove

A wide gap between a woman's breasts. Popular belief says dick grooves are aquired from titty fucking.
HAHA check out that dick groove, its wider than the grand canyon.
by JohnnyOzzie September 22, 2007
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