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Chope the chicken 

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.
“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top 

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.
Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

Cross Bay Chicken 

When one friend lives in Oakland and the other in San Francisco and neither wants to cross the Bay, so each proposes a plan to hang out trying to convince the other to make the trek.
Person 1 "come hang out in Oakland, it's super interesting"

Person 2 "why don't we go to North Beach in the city instead"

Person 1 "we always hang out in SF, let's do Oakland tonight"

Person 2 "is there a Warriors game?"

Person 1 "no"

Person 2 "then we're hanging out in the city"

Cross Bay Chicken

popped a chicken strip 

a saying for any action you are doing
hey john, what did ya do yesterday?”
“just popped a chicken strip, wby?”

Original Original Recipe Chicken-Head 

Old Harlot Very Old.

Specifically preferences performing Felatio.
With the Original Original Recipe Chicken-Heads as the wife’s friends looked. I’ll pass.

Tug-a-chicken 

When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.
Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.
Tug-a-chicken by its_lady_kc August 28, 2019