leaky wiener syndrome

No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.

I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome

by stevendorf May 1, 2008

Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome

(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.

John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."

by ncmo April 26, 2010

Teen Girl Syndrome

A state when a girl has a strong partially unhealthy, attraction to a boy she like and thinks about him constantly. The symptoms often include, Long hours creeping photos on face book, becoming excellently nervous around said boy, forgetting her name when introducing her self, and vomiting.

Can also appear in gay boys who don't know how to date.

Girl: look there is the boy I like, I'm going to go over and talk to him.

Girl's friend: I don't know, you seem to have a severe case of Teen Girl Syndrome, is that wise?

Girl: No, I'll be fine, really.
Girl walks over to boy

Girl Hi, I'm... *Vomits on boys shoes*
Girl returns to her friend in shame

Girl's friend: You threw up on his shoes again didn't you?

Girl: I think he likes me.

Girl's friend: I'm sure.

by Dr.P.Schot November 15, 2011

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

Boreadifital Synauctidaum Syndrome

Imaginary disease referring to being bored to an extreme extent

Oh my god...I feel like I'm dieing of Boreadifital Synauctidaum Syndrome

by EclipseWolf15 March 14, 2009

sauce bernaise syndrome

Being sickened by the taste, smell or even thought of a particular food or drink because, on a previous occasion you became ill shortly after consuming it. Your mind has made a connection between the food/drink and the illness although it was purely coincidental, and the food/drink item actually was not the cause of the illness.

You are dining on steak with Sauce Bernaise. Shortly after eating it you become violently ill. In fact you came down with the flu, and you would have become ill just then regardless of what you ate. Nevertheless, your mind connects the illness with the sauce bernaise, and ever after whenever you taste, smell, see or even think of sauce bernaise your stomach gets queasy because you think it was what caused you to get ill.

by Steve C May 6, 2005

Short Man's Syndrome

A term applied to a short man whenever he is assertive or commanding. If the exact same attitude was taken by a taller man, no one would think twice.

Tall guy steps out of a new Camaro: "Hey, check out that guy with the Camaro!, that's a sweet ride, I wonder how much he makes."

Short guy steps out of a new Camaro: "Dude, look at that little man with the Camaro, Talk about compensation!"

Tall employer assigns difficult task: "My boss gives me hard jobs, but whatever, everyone has to work."

Short employer assigns difficult task: "Damn, that prick loves to lord his authority over me! He has major Short Man's Syndrome!"

by chode11 October 16, 2009