ass head

one that act like an ass!

Tom is an ass head for fucking you mom!

by Brush Oaky June 5, 2007

ass jazz

anal sex

all your jazz is belong to ass

by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003

zoo ass

Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.

My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.

by Zoo Master August 3, 2011

Ass Wrangler

One who thorws a rope onto someone's ass and proceeds to buttfuck it until his penis is rubbed raw.

Guys put your asses to the wall, Steve is one big Ass Wrangler.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon

ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit

by pecial August 16, 2006

Ass Munch

1)He/she who places lips on another's anal hole and vacuums the shit into their mouth.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.

1)"Hey, get my shit out yo mouth, Ass Munch!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"

by Top Dog Ryan September 28, 2005

Tax that ass

To badly whoop somebody's ass.

He knocked out my brother last night so when I find him I'm gonna tax that ass!

by Mainland joker July 21, 2011