Veggie Slut

Often seen as a term of endearment; this word could mean:
1) one who eats a lot of vegetables.
2) a vegetarian who happens to be a slut
3) a playful name for a friend who happens to be a vegetarian
4) someone who eats a wide variety of veggies

Kelsey, the vegetarian, was called a veggie slut after cheating on her boyfriend

by i love turtlez September 29, 2011

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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.

-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).

by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015

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