Shit's Bleak

Not good, ugly, hopeless. When it seems like everything is going to hell.

I was looking at Target's womens clothes today. Man that shit's bleak!

by Gladys Anderson April 27, 2022

nimble shit

A crap that comes out so fast that your anus starts burning

"Holy shit that was such a nimble shit, my ass feels like a damn volcano!"

by Shittlebit October 20, 2013

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

Puke-Shit

This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.

"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"

by Haryazz December 12, 2003

Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

by Nut sack sweat soup February 20, 2017

Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"

On a hot summer day, Hi-C is the Shit's Tits.

by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014

suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017