Eatin' my dessert

lesbians eating each others kitties you know what i mean if you do

Eatin' my dessert in the bathroom

by damnwhatevalor April 14, 2021

Slurpy my swamp

Suck da vigina

U wanna slurpy my swamp

by anonymous April 19, 2021

stealing my flavor

copying; using someone else's material.

ugh why are you always using my away messages, Barrett?! Quit stealing my flavor!!!
That girl is wearin the shirt I wore yesterday! Why is she always stealin my flavor?!

by a pizzle October 3, 2004

My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything

Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up

by .Zero. April 30, 2023

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

my bad bro

when you "accidentally" knock down your friends skybase in fortnite

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK??
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)

by nycdoggo September 4, 2023

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023