Jujutsu Kaisen

i) an anime that is widely watched by the new-gen audience of today
ii) the Japanese for "sorcery fight"
iii) jujutsu kaisen

i) P1: Have you watched Jujutsu Kaisen?
P2: Yeah dude, it's dope.
ii) English speaker: Yo dude, look at that cool sorcery fight on the TV!
Japanese speaker: Jujutsu kaisen?
iii) P1: This was truly our Jujutsu Kaisen

P2: You are my Jujutsu Kaisen
*they proceed to Jujutsu Kaisen until Jujutsu Kaisen is Jujutsu Kaisen'd*

by skibidirizzohiosigma🤑 September 6, 2024

Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

The Kaila Effect

When you hang out with someone and your popularity increases because they only associate with perceived “cool” individuals

Ever since I’ve started hanging out with her I’ve been experiencing the Kaila Effect

by juliancasabl June 17, 2025

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK)

A teenager who somehow has record breaking levels of strength (see: its not techinically m-preg.*) takes the kfc motto to seriously, and meets a sea urchin who cant find his finger. Meanwhile yaoi protagonist (also known as: everyone simps for him) tries to kill Mount Fuji, Aura Farm and proceeds to act like a homosexual for the rest of the story (see: KFC breakup**). everything else is either nah id win, mutual pining, or your favorite character dying.

*is it m-preg if the guy currently possesing a male body possesed your mom's body and had you?
**kfc, and why its more important than you think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YXXieghto&t=6s

I regret watching/reading JJK.
I am gay because of JJK.
All my favorite characters in JJK are dead.
Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) : A shonen manga and anime with the gays, the theys, and the baes. (sad :C)

by DAN THE POTATO MAN August 2, 2025

The Kaizo maneuver

When a person has sex during NNN but is unable to cum/climax leading them to still be in the NNN challenge. This maneuver is usually extremely difficult to pull off because of the nature of sexual intercourse, but only a few who are extremely experienced on their own limits can achieve & pull it off successfully.

“James pulled out The Kaizo maneuver while having sex with his girlfriend Jennifer durning NNN. While it led Jennifer to climax, James did not have the same response. Meaning that he is technically still practicing in NNN”

by Startupedition November 1, 2025

Jujutsu Kaisen

Yuji (Demi-God) he's half man, half curse spirit. Mahoraga (The Archangel) the divine general, Sukuna (Famed in war) self-explanatory, Merged Beast Agito (Warrior Lion) Also self-explanatory.

Hym "And Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen is ALSO me. Because the letter for letter translation of my name into Japanese is Tekafurinmoto Kakashimoto. That why he looks like Kakashi from Naruto. It's THINGS I WROTE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME AND NOT A DIFFERENT GUY THAT I'M FIGHTING. Those for Characters are my themed after the Etymology of my name. Gojo is the things I was writing under the previous pseudonym."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

pulling a kaito

when you are too busy to do shit, so you just ignore it forever.

- Why don't you do the essay?
- I'm pulling a kaito.

by WaporFunk March 21, 2017