99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.

Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?

by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009

Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...

Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006

red panty night

Red panty night

Its red panty night: basically someone is on their period. ..grab a tampon.

Connor McGRegor said it...thats what travis said any way.

by Plagued4thedamned September 19, 2016

Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.

Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

by Glenn Jacobs September 9, 2004

North Korean Red Rocket

when a preverted asian rubs around a dogs penis area and gives the dog a red rocket

Chin Wang was feeling horny so he gave his dog a north korean red rocket

by Chin Wang December 9, 2008

Chi chi red

See gib red.

You are chi chi red.

by Kenzie November 25, 2003