Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Hand Rebel

When a person is left handed but uses the right hand to masturbate.

You hand rebel, I like you.

by Flux Bitch May 5, 2016

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.

that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017