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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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Annoy Your Friend Day

June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!
Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"
by Toaster Overlord June 22, 2022
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A back-up friend

A person that is a "friend" but is treated very poorly, and is only used as a second option incase their #1 friend isnt around.

back-up friends may be ignored, and not invited to things.
a back-up person are in a trio relationship of any kind

they may be that friend that walks behind the group when they are talking about something they didnt go to, and the friend that gets left on read in the groupchat and gets called annoying.
"I feel like a back-up friend when im around her." -1
"im sorry for you" -2
by Da.weirdo July 5, 2022
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Anal session with your friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend
by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022
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