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jealous friend syndrom 

Usally a guy is the person being jealous. when his good friend finially gets a boyfriend and instead of him being happy for her he is jealous its not him and tries to do anything to break them up.
Girl: Your my best friend so im going to tell you this first.... I have a boyfriend

Guy: Really........oh well thats nice *god I have to break them up i wanted to be her boyfriend we were friends for so long*

Girl: so arent you happy for me?

Guy: ............

Girl: OMG! are you going threw jealous friend syndrom.
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V-friend 

its just to confusing and takes too much time to explain that shes you friend thats a girl but not a girl friend. so a v-friend is a friend with a vagina
V-friend by smurfin' smurfer November 16, 2010

Special Lady Friend

A woman who is not your girlfriend, but is also more than an acquaintance. Generally the time between when you start talking to said woman, and she either becomes your girlfriend, or someone that you used to know. This time can last anywhere from several hours to several months.
"Are you guys girlfriend and boyfriend?" "No, she's my special lady friend."

Ugly Friend Effect 

The effect of a person appearing more attractive due to being surrounded by ugly friends

Demonstrated, but not referred to as such, in the film hall pass.

The effect can be reduced by removing the friends from your field of view i.e with your hands.

similar but subtly different is the 'Hugh Hefner effect' where surrounding yourself with more beautiful people of the opposite sex in turn increases your own attractiveness.
Nick: That girl is amazing

Jason: yeah but check her friends, it could be the ugly friend effect.

Nick: (subtly using hands) haha!

Both together: Teeth?!

fair weather friend 

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.
I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.
fair weather friend by commiebobo November 26, 2009
street code for the La Costra Nostra; meaning a highly ranked criminal who is full blooded italian and is eligible to be made a memeber or is a memeber of the La Costra Nostra.
"hey giovanni, this is ´my friend` pino from Sicilia.."
my friend by x September 3, 2003

best friend 

a best friend is someone close to your heart. youll give up your world to see them happy. and would do the craziest things that their planning before they can go do it cus you no theyll get hurt, to show them its not right. a best friend is someone that will never judge you for what you tell them and is always willing to stay up all night for you to make sure your ok. will stay by ur side wen everyones left. will help you all they can and expect nothing in return. will argue with you most cause they care bout you. neva say bad things about you. always see past your flaws and always stay real.even if they have problems of their own, they still rather help you fru yours. hold your hand wen you can no longer see. wil be your side even if theyd rather be somewere else. would cry for you and die for you. its were youll alway find happieness and peace wen its no where else.
my best friends are the greatest people in the world. wud do anything for them trust them with my life.i no that they wud most definatly have enough patiance to understand things take time. i no ill stand by them for ever. they can tell me they hate me and leave my life. but id still wait for them cus there absolutli awsome. i no we have our arguements it shows are frendships strong, i just want you to no i olni argue with you cus i care bout you.i hate knowing that things upset you.you shud no ill always be by ur side. no matta what. luv ya. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
best friend by rumela May 19, 2007