nerm dick

Having a dick that looks like a 3rd ball like a helmet part with no shaft just turns purple when it gets hard doesn't grow longer at all

You're nerm dick ruining your life bro you can't even touch the wetness with that thing man I'm glad I don't have a nerm dick too!

by Kopitt November 4, 2021

nerm dick

A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft

Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!

by Captain kik November 4, 2021

rough dick

Something that happens to guys when they rub themselves off in their jeans too much. It changes like the skin texture.

Michael has a very rough dick

by JaySpike July 14, 2021

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Farm Dick

A surprisingly large dick belonging to an unassuming man; often found attached to a farmer.

I wasn’t expecting it, but he’s got a farm dick on ‘em.

by FDLforlife September 3, 2022

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

by Moondog88 February 18, 2021