J your D

to masturbate as a male

Alright guys, I'm gonna go get some lotion and J my D.

You look stressed man, you should go J your D.

by MattyIce3 December 15, 2023

Ge-hilde-d

When someone explains something to you like you are a child.

That poor girl just was ge-hilde-d.

by Bobbelgang November 27, 2018

b-d

A person wearing glasses without emotional expressions.

DREW : Do you see how many fingers I got if you take off your glases?
ME : b-d
DREW: Well?
ME: -_- Yes I see.

by reaxml February 01, 2021

Syndrome D

Dumb bitch
Intelligence of a blonde woman.

Syndrome D is a dumb ass bitch that tries to sound super smart but isn't.

by babla13579 December 15, 2021

d. muddle

some faggot

"that d. muddle is some faggot"

by TheBruddas May 28, 2022

Dragging D

Not keeping it real

You are dragging d, not keeping it real.

by draggingd January 29, 2022

Quantuma-d

Like getting left on “read” for months. A constant two grey tick affair in which you’re left to consider if supporting the club was worth it at all.

“Mate, I’ve not heard back from her at all. I’ve been proper Quantuma-d this time.”

by Angry Derby fan June 29, 2022