lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

sour ass

A gaseous interruption that is so foul and sour it has the ability to knock those around it out of slumber. Often confused with the stench of a dead animal.

Put a cork in your sour ass. What the hell did you eat yesterday?

by SKBO July 4, 2005

ass head

one that act like an ass!

Tom is an ass head for fucking you mom!

by Brush Oaky June 5, 2007

ass jazz

anal sex

all your jazz is belong to ass

by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003

zoo ass

Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.

My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.

by Zoo Master August 3, 2011

Ass Wrangler

One who thorws a rope onto someone's ass and proceeds to buttfuck it until his penis is rubbed raw.

Guys put your asses to the wall, Steve is one big Ass Wrangler.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon

ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit

by pecial August 16, 2006