New Jersey - Part 3

part 3 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is.Yeah. It gets annoying and boring to hear so much hate about your own state which is MOSTLY EVEN NOT TRUE. We should get what we deserve. Also we have a higher amount of well-known/famous people than all of you. We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, Charles Addams, Madeleine Brewer, Emma Jean Bell, Kevin Spacey, Victor Cruz, Patrick Warburton, Michael Douglass, Loretta Swit, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Kiersten Dunst, Count Basie, Flamingo (the child roblox youtuber), Cristin Milioti, Frankie Vallie, Conni Francis, Dionne Warwick, Ali Larter, Carli Lloyd, Halsey, Chris Carrino, Max Ehrich, ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (one of the smartest and well/widely-known physicians or even people in the world), THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS, and a lot more which I can't say in this part because of the character limit go to my profile for part 4 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same 10 mins.

That marks the end of New Jersey - Part 3!

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

arandomassteen:3

That's me!

I'm arandomassteen:3

by ARandomAssTeen:3 October 26, 2019

sahana <3

the bestest girlfriend ever she is amazing nobody can even. shes so sahana like she got that sahanaswag. she sahanas so well that sahana cannot even sahana anymore. Sahana has w rizz. sahana is a rizzler cause she got that saharizz in her sahandna but in other words you call her the SAHARIZZLER
Sahahahahhahaha XD XD XD LOL

Sahana is a very good sahana that Sahana Sahanas in a very Sahana way everyday.

i love sahana <3
#sahanaswag
Sahahahahahaha!

by jesusno.1fang December 29, 2024

3/11

3/11, also known as 11/3, is what to call someone if/when they masturbait 11 times in 3 hours.

person 1: i masturbaited 11 times in 3 hours
person 2: shut up 3/11

by royalbathtub October 15, 2022

1-3

The level in Super Mario 35 where all hopes and dreams die as you slowly fall into despair

Someone: is on 1-3
Someone else: "this guy is on 1-3, everyone, send your attacks to him"

by Fl00fboi October 4, 2020

3 sistas on ya mama

15 points in Dominos game

When a person scores 15 points In a Domino game

Me: places domino down on table. "3 SISTAS ON YA MAMA"

by J. Gary (Knowledge) January 13, 2024

Jesse <3

He is the type of man who will never make you doubt your self worth he will always want to make you happy and treat you to your favourite things. He knows that making you happy is one of the things he enjoys getting to do, he’ll be there to wipe your tears away and give you attention when your upset. He’s the type of boyfriend that is sweet,kind,genuine, loving,funny,smart and very special. He would give anything to see you smile when your happy or upset. He can’t imagine his life without you because with you by his side he feels like he can do anything by having you. He definitely can make your day better with him being around you, his company feels like home and when I’m with him there’s no place I’d rather be than in his arms. He’ll be there when you need him and sometimes he can be crazy and a lot but he’s definitely a keeper and he’s mine Forever & Always♡

He is The love of my life and he is one of a kind in my eyes and he’s my whole world. He’s definitely a Jesse <3

by Jesse’sgirl1416 November 23, 2021