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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it
After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December
by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019
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Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride
by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023
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concrete hands

A term used to describe a person's situation when they have invested in a cryptocurrency and hold a token for extended periods of time, through ups and downs, not because of conviction, hope or mental fortitude (as in the case of diamond hands), but rather, because they have lost their private keys and have no choice but to hold forever without ever being able to realise the gains.

Diamond hands is about holding a cryptocurrency even when it capitulates on the conviction or hope that it will some day rise again. With diamond hands, the investor has the optionality to sell some time in the future.

By contrast, with concrete hands, you're stuck, forced to ride market cycles and deal with the psychological torture of never being able to cash out your investment if it turns out well, all because you lost your private keys.
Bertie: Poor JT, the guy bought 100 BTC in 2013 but lost his keys and can't access them.

Benny: Ah, that's terrible, that's the worst case of concrete hands I've come across.
by Bitcoin Shepherd July 27, 2022
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Dancing With Our Hands Tied

It is known as Austin Swift's favorite song off "reputation" but Vinchery is a #1 fan of this song. Don't argue
Random Person: Hey! Dancing With Our Hands Tied is my favorite song of reputation!

Vinchery: Not today khia
by StupidJulian October 22, 2023
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Hand stuffing

The act of doing hand stuff either alone, with a partner, or in a group.
They were both consenting adults just hand stuffing in the back room.
by Dinodano December 26, 2019
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sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages
You got sausage hand bro.
by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016
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