Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior April 01, 2024

Joe Goodrich

A non-Japanese boy who is so obsessed with Japanese that they wish they were actually Japanese. He doesn't leave his room unless his waifu tells him to.

Boy 1: Look at Joe Goodrich! He's such a weeb!
Boy 2: I haven't seen him go outside in 15 years!

by CockSucker6942069 September 02, 2022

joe mcintyre

This guy is that one guy who is like:
"yo"
and then you reply with:
"yo"
and then obama be like:
"hello my fellow americans"

joe mcintyre is joe mcintyre

by rhyswalkerbiggesthater March 12, 2021

Joe horsey

This boi has a mealworm dick

Dafuq

Woah have you seen joe horsey? He has a mealworm cock

by 69mikehunt69 November 09, 2019

joe biden

a person who think's it's ice cream time during a important meeting

joe biden thought he was 50 but he was 83

by yyyyyyyyy78uyhuik February 23, 2025

Joe Biden

Owes everyone a stimi and needs to cancel college loans.

Joe Biden owes me a stimi and he needs to cancel my college loans.

by O_Dolly November 23, 2021

Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.

My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.

by toastyTORP March 29, 2024