Rainy Day Hoe

A person that is called upon even less often than your normal booty call; a slump-buster. The last resort.

Tommy couldn't get his usual fix from his normal booty call, so he was forced to call his rainy day hoe to get the job done.

by Dr. Craig August 1, 2007

Anti-Valentines Day

A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.

"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"

by fred carpinski February 6, 2009

National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

30 days of night

very good book that was reacently made into a movie. about vampires taking over a town in alaska and cutting them off from the rest of the world.

did you go see 30 days of night?
no man
you should have it was fukin kick ass

by the pi guy January 13, 2008

international ganja day

one of the grestest days. 20th April. 4/20. Smoke weed on this day!!!

dude whens it IGD?
20th april
thats 6months fuck it, lets light up

by craig March 12, 2003

Glory Day Syndrome

A syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. The sport is usually baseball. Someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the assistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. They can't seem to grasp the fact that they're never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.

Fred: "Why's that old man wearing the full uniform?"
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."

by Puppetkiller November 22, 2009

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018