It is the syndrome most girls get (but some boys too) after they "make love" for their first time. And it doesn't matter if the dude/girl they did it with is the biggest loser/idiot/asshole whatever, they will give them every chance in the world no matter what other people say.
Girl: hey, I think I'm gonna give my x another chance.
Boy: Damn girl are you crazy?!? Listen I gotta know somethin. Did you give it up to him?
Girl: ya
Boy: Aahh damn girl thats why you keep giving him chances, you got that First Fuck Syndrome!
Boy: Damn girl are you crazy?!? Listen I gotta know somethin. Did you give it up to him?
Girl: ya
Boy: Aahh damn girl thats why you keep giving him chances, you got that First Fuck Syndrome!
by Ferd to the Word April 30, 2009
Get the First Fuck Syndrome mug.a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
Get the inverted heart syndrome mug.Emotional condition akin to anger that a rational person feels when surrounded by retarded people. It is also akin to having your head hammered by Kraut.
Today 85% of Americans suffer Bush Derangement Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Bush administration.
by Krauthammer February 25, 2009
Get the Bush Derangement Syndrome mug.A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.
After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.
by geeksmakethebestlovers October 28, 2009
Get the John Mayer Syndrome mug.we all have that facebook friend that "likes" everything on facebook. well now there is an official name for it. "philip irish syndrom"
by im too tired for this August 30, 2010
Get the Philip Irish Syndrom mug.Cancerous syndrome that gets spread by cringey 12 yr olds. The simptoms are: dabbing, saying "lit" over and over again, singing dumb songs, and buying pieces of "merch"
by Jordanme November 1, 2017
Get the Jake Paul Syndrome mug.1. Mental health condition suffered by the overly religious whereby the religious, actively deny treatment or medications to facilitate increased suffering.
2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma)
3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services.
2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma)
3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services.
When I presented the case for a need for an antidepressant to my doctor, after my mom died, he got all 'Mother Teresa Syndrome" on me and said, "You need to experience this without drugs so you can grieve properly."
by JaeKar99 April 24, 2014
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