1. A massive pedophile.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
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girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
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