A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013
Get the Mussel Partymug. by waaiayki January 17, 2022
Get the Monkey partymug. A unique type of party, where you will find rampant illicit drug use, men embracing men and alleged presence of underage women.
Hey man, plenty of options in NYC this weekend: Clubs with hot women, packed bars, cool lounges… oh and I’m sure we can find a Puffy party, if that’s your thing..
by Zee M January 10, 2024
Get the Puffy partymug. Weekly sex party for twenty guys with two hot dressed ladies lasing 2 hours, light snacks, liquor and DP's. Contribution envelope for the ladies.
All the guys attend gangbang party every Sunday at John's house. These sexy ladies must be gettin rich.
by Josie the third April 12, 2025
Get the Gangbang Partymug. A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.
I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.
Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?
Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?
by MP Advocate May 14, 2022
Get the Mattress Partymug. Omg. Insert name here was such a party pooper last night. Did you see what he/she left in the toilet?
by ABlinkin October 15, 2021
Get the Party poopermug. by Nugget master 69 December 16, 2021
Get the Penitration Partymug.