tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.

That guy is such a mf john bowers

by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019

John Yes

You want to go somewhere but your schedule might not allow it.

It is also a reply to John NO.

Want to hear a joke?? John NO. JOHN YES

Do you want to come to the fiesta? A JOHN YES

by the_onelegdogman May 26, 2018

john workman

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.

yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch”

by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019

christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025

John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.

Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"

by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018