A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
by Shreksmoonlight05 April 03, 2021
A mom who completely or mostly bases her son/daughter's life from programs and shows about parenthood. Many PBS moms children will be subject to the following. :
> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...
Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.
> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...
Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.
''oh my god my mom wont even let me out beacouse i wont put my hat on and some docter on TV told her that 20% of body heat escapes from your head! Such a PBS mom'...'
by jrock1127 January 21, 2016
by Doodlebob-san February 01, 2022
A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
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