I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug. by poisinfrog August 2, 2017
Get the Guimug. by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
Get the ill block every guy for umug. When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.
by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024
Get the Family guy-tismug. A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
Get the just some dead guymug. Person 1: Bro, apparently unfunny guy made a joke that was so bad the entire crowd died due to its sheer unfunniness.
Person 2: Oh yeah I met that guy before. He kept asking me to draw sonic and the flash like wth. Also he's very repetitive with jokes, and he's addicted to anime, and gaming. Oh no wait that was another guy. Yeah this guy is the teachers pet.
Person 2: Oh yeah I met that guy before. He kept asking me to draw sonic and the flash like wth. Also he's very repetitive with jokes, and he's addicted to anime, and gaming. Oh no wait that was another guy. Yeah this guy is the teachers pet.
by dontmeantosoundrudebuthopoff:/ May 1, 2023
Get the unfunny guymug. The "Hi Guy" or "Hi Guys" are individuals, often men, who initiate conversations, particularly with women on dating apps, by simply saying "Hi" or "hi." This behavior is typical among a sub-group of hetero-normative men engaged in heterosexual interactions. The "Hi Guy" often lacks self-confidence and harbors insecurities about his masculinity and self-worth. These insecurities manifest as an exaggerated sense of arrogance, creating a false self-image as a macho man, womanizer, or self-proclaimed alpha.
This false arrogance masks their deep-seated insecurity and inability to trust in their own abilities or moral worth. The "Hi Guy" projects a facade of dominance but fails to engage in meaningful conversations, revealing a high level of confidence without the foundation of genuine self-esteem.
Conversely, "hi-Guys" exhibit a high sense of self-worth but lack the confidence to accomplish tasks. Their unwillingness to reconcile this imbalance leads them to maintain an unrealistic self-image, further widening the gap between their perceived and actual abilities. This results in increasing arrogance, a superiority complex, and a tendency to take credit for others' achievements while failing to contribute meaningfully.
This false arrogance masks their deep-seated insecurity and inability to trust in their own abilities or moral worth. The "Hi Guy" projects a facade of dominance but fails to engage in meaningful conversations, revealing a high level of confidence without the foundation of genuine self-esteem.
Conversely, "hi-Guys" exhibit a high sense of self-worth but lack the confidence to accomplish tasks. Their unwillingness to reconcile this imbalance leads them to maintain an unrealistic self-image, further widening the gap between their perceived and actual abilities. This results in increasing arrogance, a superiority complex, and a tendency to take credit for others' achievements while failing to contribute meaningfully.
Oh, he's such a Hi-Guy.
by hashishi12 July 27, 2024
Get the Hi-Guymug.